Bad Ideas for Terrible Things

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4:44 PM Me: update your blog!!!
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I’ve been in Manhattan a month. This is what I’ve learned so far.

bad ideas for terrible things

  • me: you should probably talk me out of including baby murder in my 20 minute play
  • Katharine: hm
  • but is it FUNNY baby murder?
  • me: i can't tell
  • i'm imagining a lot of terrible silence from the audience
  • Katharine: haha
  • me: this character needs something terrible to do that wouldn't involve a gun but it has to be egregious
  • me: i guess he could have a gas can and pour that over someone
  • and then light a match
  • Katharine: why does everything I'm thinking of involve defecation?
  • me: I don't know but I'm going to make a tumblr just so I can share this with the world.